Urdu jokes

Husband: “ Tum Meri Kis Cheez Se Sabse zyada Impress Ho..?”
Life Style, Car, Bank Balance?
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Biwi: “Tumhare romance Se, Tumhare Jesa romance pure Mohalle Mein Kisi Ko Nahi Aata..!