top Jokes

1.)Wife hit her husband with frying pan.Husband: What was that for…?Wife: I found a paper in your pocketwith the name Jenny on it.Husband: I took part in a race last weekand Jenny was the name of my horse.Wife: Sorry..!Next day wife hit him with the frying pan againHusband: What now..?Wife: Your horse is on the Phone. :D ;)